Yes, it has been ages since my last entry,
and I have already decided that it would be impossible to recount
everything from the last, erm, half year (give or take) in a single
post. So rather than tell you about my exploits in Lyon (played an oboe
there) or Portugal (drove there for more oboe playing), or list the
numerous characters in my new Cardiff life, or describe the happiness
that is Dave "temporarily" living with me while he writes up his thesis,
I will just jump to the present. If my blogging momentum pushes
onwards, I will perhaps revisit all these events. For now...
Dave
and I like cooking. We like borderline pretentious cooking techniques.
Dave *really likes eating (I don't mind it too much, either). For
Christmas this year, I gave Dave a bag, that contained a card, that
contained a message, that presented him with a private, personalized
cooking lesson with a French chef in Bristol.
We were in
different countries for the holiday, but after we both returned to our
flat in Cardiff we arranged a phone call with the chef (Iza...
pronounced Eeee-zah) to plan our menu. I think I initially pictured a
day of buttery pastry skills, folding layers upon layers of delicious
butter (with maybe a dash of flour for appearances' sake) into
croissants and profiteroles oozing with infused cream.
Instead,
we went in a completely different direction... there is one area of
cooking that we never do. Ever. In a pinch, I will eat lamb. When
pressed, Dave will eat cous cous. But we never seem to venture into the
scary, slimy, smelly world of Fish. There are several possible
explanations: a good fishmonger is hard to find, and most grocery stores
sell frozen slabs of cod, or smoked mackerel, or herring. If you want
more interesting fish, they come with eyes and tails. And don't even get
me started on bones.
So we asked Iza for a fish theme, and she presented us with menu suggestions and we eventually settled upon stuffed calamari, baked macquerel filet with grain mustard and sauerkraut, and
pan-fried sea-bass with lemon caper sauce. Finally, Dave quickly zoomed in on the classic cheese souffle as our starter/dessert.
We took a short train ride to Bristol one gorgeous (chilly) Satuday, with a bag full of empty tupperware ready to carry home leftovers and a bottle of wine to drink during the class. Bristol is a surprise: everyone describes it as "very hilly" but for some reason I was really taken aback by how hilly the city was! (Yes, Dave kept rolling his eyes). The center of Bristol houses a university campus, and this translated into lots of independent cafes and music shops and a laid back attitude... something I haven't really experienced in the UK thus far. A fun city, <1 hour from Cardiff, with a good university... if only they had some biomedical engineering going on for Dave to sign up for! Ah well, I'm sure we'll be back.

River barges housing bars etc.

We randomly came across a morning market... please note the epic weather we are having!

University tower at the top of the hill. Well, the top of one of the smaller hills. The poor undergrads have residences on the top of a bigger one!

All smiles, post class/feast

Early evening stroll, looking down towards the river (at least it would be downhill to the train station!)

Dave the engineer and the bridge he wanted to see (I admit it is a good bridge)
The class was held in Iza's flat, on the top floor of a tall Georgian rowhouse. Aprons donned, the fish were presented, eyes and tails intact. Those we would learn to fillet and de-bone, although the scaling and gutting were done before purchase. While Dave and I have learned a lot from scientifically-minded cookbooks and youtube video explanations, there are some things that are so easily picked up through osmosis when in the physical presence of a trained chef. As Dave says, he was able to hear how Iza wielded the knife along the spine of the fish, and see how much force she needed to carve out the fillet. We got to poke parts of the pan-fried bream, feeling the difference between not-done, could be called "done" now, and over-done.
The stuffed calamari brought it's own lessons: first, the head/tentacles and attached internal globby bits are pulled out from the fleshy sack (the mantle). Sometimes, the eyes burst, or ink goes everywhere. Creepy on its own, but when you are wrist deep in a random sludge of squid guts, these things pass. The tentacles are cut off from the eyes bit and set aside for cooking. The long clear "quill" is drawn out. Then you squeeze your fingers down the mantle, open side down, pushing out all the remaining inedible mucousy organ slime. The fins are tugged and the skin is peeled away. Everything is washed and meticulously dried before using a piping bag to pump in a stuffing of mashed butternut squash, chorizo, spanish paprika, garlic, and herbs. It loos super impressive, without being actually very difficult... an excellent showpiece for a dinner party. I'll just try to remember not to recount how the squid gets cleaned while we're eating!
We did not take any pictures during the class--like I said, wrist deep in fish sludge. We traveled back to Cardiff with a backpack full of stuffed calamari and 1.5 whole fish that we didn't get end up using. On Sunday, we recreated the mackerel and bream dishes, with slight alterations to the menu based on what was in the house. And I think the class worked... we did a damn fine job.

win!